Friday, October 20, 2006

Trippy!

I have to say...I'm diggin' the new season so far. I like the way they are giving each section of the island their own episode and although the first episode ROCKED, this one was good in an Oliver Stone kinda way...Trippy!

It's back to the hatch! Another eye-opening beginning of Locke....Wait...I'm getting deja'vu....wasn't Jack found in the exact same position?? co-inky-dink or fate?...you decide. Locke awakens immediately to a very naked Desmond running thru the jungle but Locke is mute and cannot call out. A crack is heard and Locke narrowly misses getting cracked himself by Mr. Eko's Jesus stick! BTW...the stick has a new messages scribed..."Lift up your eyes and look North". A very determined Locke comes back to the beach and starts ripping down his hut and heads out to Eko's church. He relays to Charlie that he has to speak to the Island and invites Charlie to guard his "sweat lodge".........Let the flashback begin!

On an old country road in the pouring rain, a much more mellow, hippie looking Locke in an old pick-up, picks up a hitchhiker named "Eddie" with a past Locke can relate to. After being stopped by a cop and finding a shit load of legally registered guns in the back of the truck, Eddie tells the cop that Locke is his uncle and Locke, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, takes Eddie back to his ...Commune? A beautiful peach orchard complete with it's very own sweat lodge and resident hippies...Jan and Mike. After six weeks of communal bliss, Eddie starts getting nosy and wants in on whatever is in the greenhouse. Locke says he'll talk to Jan and Mike. Well, apparently Jan and Mike are too busy with running their weed farm to have not figured out for 6 weeks that Eddie is a cop. (Dang...did ya see all that weed?!!) Jan and Mike are closing up shop when a cornfused Locke comes in and figures out that yet again...he is a sucker. He swears he's gonna make it right and takes Eddie out for a little hunting ;) But we all know Locke doesn't have the balls to kill Eddie.

Back on the Island, Locke customs builds his own sweat lodge complete with sauna like steam and whips up a batch of magic mush and BAM...Hello Boone! (what's up with his hair?) ...Start the trippy dream sequence music:

Boone tells Locke that it's good to see him again and Locke who is still mute tries to apologize but Boone sarcastically tells him that HE was the sacrafice the Island demanded and then tells Locke he will be able to talk when he has something worth saying. Boone explains that he is there to help Locke bring the family back together again. Locke tries to get up but can't and Boon tells him he will need the wheelchair. Cut to the airport... As Boone is pushing Locke thru the airport, he tells Locke that someone in here is in serious danger and only he can save him. First we see Claire, Charlie and Aaron who appear to be married by the looks of the ring on Claire's finger and they look happy. Boone says that it's not them and that they'll be fine... for a while. Next up is Jin, Sun and Sayid standing in the check- in line....Boone says that Sayid's got it. Next is Hurley who is working behind the counter checking in customers and punching those damned numbers into the computer. Locke is told that it's not Hurley. There is Desmond as a Pilot with a trio of hot Flight Attendants but Boone says he's helping himself right now. Now we see Kate and Saywer together in line for sequrity while Jack is being wanded by BEN!! Locke nearly falls out of his chair but Boone tells him that there is nothing he can do for them, not yet, first he has to clean up his own mess. We then see Boone calling for Locke at the top of the escalators. Locke drags his sorry ass to the top to find a bloodied Jesus stick and Boone who looks like he was mauled?? Boone again tells Locke to clean it up...they've got him...you don't have a lot of time and then Locke snaps out of his pasty trip. Who has Eko? The Others?? Aaaahhhh...WTF? Was that a friggin' polar bear? The first words that Locke utters is I'm going to save Mr. Eko's life. Locke and Charlie set out to find Eko and along the way, they see what is left of the imploded hatch, they get chased by a polar bear and run into Hurley who informs them of what happened. They track Eko to a cave....a polar bear cave... and one very pissed off bear lives there. Locke makes a hairspray flame thrower, the bear runs away and Locke saves Eko.

Hurley runs into a still naked Desmond and loans him a shirt. Desmond explains what happened with the fail safe key and Hurley tells him what happened to Jack, Kate and Sawyer. Desmond tells Hurley not to worry...Locke will save them...he said so in his speech. Hurley's like...huh? Apparently Desmond's bell must still be ringing.

Back at the beach Hurley once again explains what happened on the dock. Locke makes a speech that assures everyone that he will find a way to save them and bring the family back together again. Wait...I'm having Deja'vu...so is Hurley and he looks a little freaked! Like I said...Trippy!

16 Comments:

At 11:03 PM, Blogger nannyapril said...

Wow...sorry that took so long...had a wicked busy day!!

oh BTW..........First!! :P

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger lostnuts said...

Nanny great job! Hags where you at buddy? Haven't seen ya in 4eva! Need this weeks now ....lol

 
At 2:21 AM, Blogger Ms. O' said...

hey...a leftover from TLE did ya'll read this in the trash file....final openershep convo:

Just thought I'd share....

Session Start (wtkFleet35:OpenersHep): Thu Sep 21 1:58:03 2006
[1:58] OpenersHep: you there?
[1:58] wtkFleet35: Hello Rachel
[1:58] wtkFleet35: I was just thinking about you.
[1:59] OpenersHep: why's that? what's going on?
[1:59] wtkFleet35: Because
[1:59] wtkFleet35: You're on my mind
[1:59] OpenersHep: ...
[1:59] OpenersHep: trying to win creepy points, will?
[1:59] wtkFleet35: You should watch that tone
[1:59] OpenersHep: who is this?
[1:59] OpenersHep: obviously not william...
[1:59] OpenersHep: spit it out
[2:00] wtkFleet35: Did you really think you would get away with it Miss Blake?
[2:00] OpenersHep: what've you done with him?
[2:01] wtkFleet35: See what you have done Rachel?
[2:01] wtkFleet35: All the people you have hurt.
[2:01] wtkFleet35: And for what, hmm?
[2:01] OpenersHep: tell me you sicko
[2:02] wtkFleet35: Don’t worry about Mr. Kilpatrick. He is in good hands. He is helping others in ways he never imagined.
[2:03] OpenersHep: what is WRONG with you people?
[2:04] wtkFleet35: We promise not to boil his bunny.
[2:04] OpenersHep: I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS.
[2:05] wtkFleet35: Oh, not to worry my dear. We already have
[2:05] OpenersHep: THIS IS OVER FOR YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
[2:05] wtkFleet35: By the way, nice place you have there in the Big Apple.
[2:07] wtkFleet35: Rachel dear….you there?
[2:07] *** "OpenersHep" signed off at Thu Sep 21 2:07:33 2006

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger uconnhusky2 said...

Hmmmm, thanks, hadn't been checking that. Good to see stuff still trickling through the experience. I chack around every 2 or 3 weeks but hadn't found any new activity.

 
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At 7:22 PM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

BLAARG!

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Bigdaddy_jkimes said...

How has everyone been???

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

BLAARG!

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

Nobody!
It's like I'm a seven-year-old trapped in a mall overnight and all I do is act inSANE!

BLAARG!

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

I do believe that this is the most I've ever posted on one comment page.


BLAARG!

 
At 12:52 AM, Blogger vexingmodstwo said...

www.fangasm.com

;-)

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

WHOA! Another person! I'd forgotten that other people even EXISTED!

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

. . . la la la . . .

 
At 5:02 AM, Blogger amandel said...

Hello Refugees
An interesting EW LOST article:
http://tinyurl.com/ybvrc6

The Holidays are rushing towards us and I wish all the Refugees a truly happy time. See Y'all.

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Kyegrolic Qodothia said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Am I still the only one that visits this site regularly?

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Tom said...

Hey......I've been thinking....why would the lady doctor say that Ben is dangerous? What has Ben got on everyone that keeps them in line?

Oh and by the way...howdy hi neighbors...from tom

 

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